26 11 / 2023
I’m being so serious rn if you tailgate people I don’t think you should have a driver’s license
Me: *is safely driving the legal speed limit home while it’s completely dark outside*
The adult baby in the car behind me deciding to drive 5cm behind me while flashing their high beams at me: hm. I think you should fucking die.
(via hyfaesyren)
25 11 / 2023
cant believe lae’zel x shadowheart is shadowzel when we could have had lazyheart
25 11 / 2023
Lae'zel 💚💚💚 Almost done with part one of this set of prints!
25 11 / 2023
true souls… with animals 🐾
25 11 / 2023
i made a chart to help our kid understand our cats’ body language better when petting
(via salmonandsoup)
25 11 / 2023
Buster Keaton - The Haunted House (1921)
So sad that tgis kind of shit just doesn’t hapoen anymore
(via lichensings)
25 11 / 2023
25 11 / 2023
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
(via ecstasydemon)
25 11 / 2023
thoughts.
could i survive a danganronpa? NO. i would betray everyone and die in fifth trial.
Could i survive your turn to die? YES. no reason neede. suck sou silly
could i survive squid game? NO. my bones are made of metal
could i survive a saw trap? YES. as long as it’s not rigged.
could i survive in breaking bad? YES. saul goodman
could i survive in Walking Dead? Tv NO. zombie bites me in a walgreens.
could i survivein house MD? YES. i have boob s so house spares my life in the final round.
could i survive Death Note? YES. i know how to act like a normal teenage boy. and i would fuck misa and never kill L so i would live .
could i survive Fruitsbaskets? NO. that damn rat.
could I survive batman? NO. batman drops a flare on me 1000 times and i die.
could i survive minecraft? YES. but they put me in plains biome
could i survive in nosferatu 1922? YES. i know about world war 1 and
could i survive hotline mimi? YES. my mask is an anteater and i eat the ants
could i survive TF2? YES. im friends with sniper.
could i survive pokemon? NO. i dont know the pokemon an dthey can sense this like horses.
could i survive FNAF? NO. me and rotting guy have fun nad i get eaten
could i survive AP US History exam? YES. i gotta 4.
could i survive Dark Souls? YES. you have unlimited life in there.
could i survive Kitchen Nightmares? NO. gordon ramsey bakes me into a dish because i made him licorice pizza.
could i survive Diary of a Wimpy KId? YES. i bravely fight gregg in 1v1 combat and i win, using the civil war tactics his father taught me.
need i say more?
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